Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Bot Frozen Throne Dat

The Bubble That Is not that Serious

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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set
2. A day without sunshine is, like, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
11. Remember half the people you know are below average.
12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it
remains?
13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
14. Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.








16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese.
19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.
21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
27. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and
going the wrong way.
28. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you
tried.

29. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
30. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need
it.
31. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
32. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
33. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
34. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
35. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
37. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness
of the bread.
38. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the
ability to reach it.
39. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
is research.
40. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your
principles.

41. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
42. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
43. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
44. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
45. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch
up.
46. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
47. Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
48. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!
49. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow.
50. Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
51. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
52. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand ...
53. Love May Be Blind But marriage is a real eye-opener.
54. If at First You Do not Succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Fashion Tv Uncensored Live

Three bubbles. A journalist. What if

Some study it as a profession considered "easy." Others because they crave fame, recognition cameras and the public.

A third segment of people - a smaller, hidden - not seeking the truth and develop the talent of knowing how to communicate to the crowd which is to congratulate you today and we proudly belong to: journalists.

People who understand the meaning of each letter, every word, every manner of expressing and demonstrating around what happens. People who overcome the fear of courage, those who defend the right and discover the unknown before it is revealed to the rest. We are so lucky to be the source where every subject starts.

Previously I shared the following idea in this space bubbles coincidentally is also celebrating. Today, I repeat once again as easily in a teacher and colleague Affirmative me a great truth: "Journalism is the world's most beautiful profession." And as on that occasion to support the ideology, today added a fragment surfing the Internet: "When journalism has to be seen. Must be read, must hear it, but above all ... have to live it. "

Congratulations those who are fortunate like me! Every day I live, today I celebrate with the rest.

PD: Three years and the bubble survives day to day my dear Thanks for reading digital sewing!

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"To be a journalist, first of all, you have to be good human beings. Poor people can not be good journalists. If you're a good person can try to understand others, their intentions, their faith, their interests, their difficulties, their tragedies. " (Ryszard Kapuscinski)

" journalism that I do, which is the writing in pen, the writer and reporter, is a literary genre as any other, comparable to poetry, fiction, drama, essay. And it can reach heights of literary excellence as high as a book of poems or a novel " . ( Rosa Montero)


" Journalism is essentially saying 'Lord Jones died' to people who knew that Lord Jones was alive " . (Gilbert Keith Chesterton)


" Being a journalist means take the place of another, to understand that. And sometimes, also be another " . (Tomas Eloy Martinez)